In Perth airport - waiting for our flight to Brisbane (11.20pm) and then our connection to Auckland (11.20am) - it's going to be a long 16 hours.

Internet is slow (think 28k modem on mogadon) and expensive (gold coins only in the slot - running out of guineas and galleons) and shit (the browser keeps crashing) so you're going to have to wait for what w've done over the last couple of days...