Tweedledum and Tweedledumber decided to stay in last night and sat on the sofa talking to themselves refusing, seemingly, to admit we existed. I tried so hard to communicate with them but presume they just must hate the English (they made a couple of sly comments I didn't rise to...) They hurumphed around all morning as well and must have gone past us in and out of the house and in the street on at least four/five occasions; blanking us EVERY time. At least we move on tomorrow and will never have to see their over-perfumed, pretentious, fake, irritating, thick as pig-s**t faces again. YIPPEE!!!

Did very little today other than hit the beach for a half hour or so, lovely and warm it was too.